I’ve gone on the hunt again for more naughty fun secret santa/white elephant gifts. This time I’m bringing you ten under twenty dollars. Most are from Amazon, a few are from Etsy but all are hilariously sexy.
1. Cock The Way Grandma Liked It Cookbook
This cookbook will surely take center stage in the shock department. And if your friends or the person you’ve gotten for secret santa have a great sense of humor, this is the perfect gift for shock and surprise.
2. This Naughty Wine Glass
This wine glass is perfect for a naughty gift even for someone that doesn’t drink wine. It’s simple and naughty at the same time.
3. A Naughty Party Game
For anyone who has ever played Cards Against Humanity you know that game can get naughty and fun. Here’s another naughty game that would be perfect as a white elephant gift.
4. The Dick Pics Women Actually Want
These dick pics are natural and beautiful. These are the ones women wouldn’t mind getting. So why not get it for your secret santa person?
5. Santa’s Favorite Ho Coffee Cup
Everyone wants to be his favorite ho because it won’t matter if you’ve been naughty this year, he’ll give you whatever you want. Get this gift and watch people fight over it. I think that’s called “Christmas Magic”.
6. Kitty Carpet or Pussy Toupee?
This is perfect for all the people wishing their shaving skills were more artistic. They have other designs as well including a heart and a four leaf clover.
7. BBQ is Like Sex
Not only is this glass hilarious, but it’s so correct. If you’ve got a guy as your Secret Santa Giftee this might just be right up their ally. And if you’re going to a dude only white elephant party here’s the perfect gift to bring.
8. Talk Dirty To Me Face & Body Wash
This gift is funny AND practical. Everyone loves a good body wash. There’s even more hilarious items listed in their Etsy store. Like the “Salty Nuts Ball Wash” or “Jingle My Balls Hand Wash”. So if this specific one doesn’t do it for you, you’re sure to find something that will “tickle your pickle”.
9. After Sex Towel
Here’s another funny, yet practical gift. We all need one of these in our lives. There’s also a customize-able “wanky wipe” for your single giftee’s.
10. LAST BUT NOT LEAST
Here’s a “Willie Warmer”. They come in various colors and sizes! So if you’re buying one I’d just go with an average size. Plus it would be a pretty hilarious White Elephant gift. They also sell a “One Eyed Monster Plushie”. (My favorite descriptive term has to be “Peter Heater”.)
Hopefully something on this list is perfect for you. And don’t forget to check out my store! 20% off lasts until Saturday! Use code CYBERWEEK.