Naughty Stocking Stuffers

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Come on now, you know I couldn’t have skipped this list. This one can totally be for last second small gifts, too. Did you know you can buy some of these at your local Walgreens? I bring you my super naughty stocking stuffer list.

1. This Vibrating Ring

The fact that you can walk into your local Walgreens and buy a vibrating cock ring is fucking awesome. I’m sure it’s not as powerful as one from a sex shop (looks like it’s time for some experimenting) But I think it works for a last second naughty gift to stick in your partner’s stocking.

2. A Bullet

Once again. Here we are with another sex toy that can be snatched up at your local Walgreens. You’re welcome.

3. His & Hers Pleasure Massagers

A Muse His & Hers Pleasure Massager

The name is a mouthful but I bet this is a box full of fun. I mean come on, it’s two toys in one. For under fifty dollars AND conveniently located at your local Walgreens. HELL. YEAH. My local Walgreens has these suckers for $8.50. It’s the perfect stocking stuffer.

4. No Glove, No Love

Start the new year out right with condoms. They fit perfectly in a stocking. Sure, not everyone uses them but some people do and this is the stocking stuffer gift for those people. (P.S. Don’t steal them like my high school boyfriend did.)

5. Stay Wet

KY Intense Pleasure Gel $19.95 

Of course you can buy lube in stores. And the bottles fit so perfectly in a stocking.

6. Handcuffs & Blind Folds

Both under fifty dollars. Both can fit in a stocking. Both can be hidden from family and friends. So just tell your partner to wait on opening their stocking. But this is a win-win all around.

7. Candles

Candles are sexy. You can never go wrong with one or two or a few dozen candles.

8. Massage Oil

Sure you can use lube as massage oil, but where’s the fun in that? Get some real massage oil. The kind that has essential oils in that helps relax you.

9. Mini Bottles of Liquid Courage

Because sometimes it feels good to feel good when feeling good. Or in other words; drink to relax and then fuck until you pass out. The best part? These are so easy to find. Most liquor stores have small bottles near the checkout. Grab a few, maybe the candles and the above massage oil and have yourselves a good night together.

10. Chocolate

Did you know that Chocolate is an aphrodisiac? Yeah, that’s why this one definitely belongs here. You can find it at your local grocery store, target, Walgreens etc. (Just make sure it’s real chocolate and not that Hershey’s shit.) You can find plenty of chocolate that will easily fit in a stocking. Plus, it’s cheap.


Which ones are you going to buy for your lover’s stockings? Or maybe even your own. 😉

Stay sexy. Stay Positive.

XX,

Ashley

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